Difference Between Wife & Girlfriends

Recently, I have received an email forwarded by my friend which differentiate between wife and girlfriends. Although it's a joke anyway but when you think with your imaginative mind, it makes some sense but not to all i must say. For those married guys, every girl is your girlfriend but up to which level, it much depend on individual. Like people always say, 'every successful man, there is a lady behind' but do you know that it not necessarily ones wife! You know what I mean here as you are smart i guess (Background sound: from astro series - 'Are you smarter than a 5th grader?'). Here it goes the contents......


Some people say :
Wife is a HARIMAU
GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU

And some say :
Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone(HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least.......
TV do not have virus, but HP yes.....have VIRUS..once get it, HABISLAH.

So better choose TV.... What do you married guys think?